parodizer

To prove to the world that he does not discriminate by race, Bob went to a UN meeting and fired indiscriminately.

There's a man without a name Unknown age, his face a mystery I don't know of his history But he's with me all the same The more we interacted His character's revealed He wanted to be healed Yearned for life but felt he lacked it "I'm sure there's more to livin' I'm close enough to taste it I'm ready to embrace it Give me more than what I'm given" I asked if he's aware Of that statement's implications Receiving's indication A provider's somewhere "I don't buy superstitions Religion's for the weak I won't find what I seek Through religious repetitions" I said it's blind faith To believe in only you Going solo's lonely, too

There once was a girl from midtown Who partied it up with the in-crowd Was down with the night scene Beside all the right teens Was friends with intoxication Got high, she’s on top of all the nations Walks by and the boys are gawking She and the captain got the whole school talking Now I bet you wish you knew Who she was, maybe wish it was you Which isn’t true ‘Cause it was me, you know it’s true Every party I was there Count my bottles, I don’t care I can relax; let me rest Tell him for me I said yes What’s-his-face and I are over Hey, don’t hog that! Pass it over! I was right there at the

SCENE 3: *setting > street* Youth Group performing Christian songs. Molly: Are you my mommy? C1: No way. I’m a dude, sister. Molly: Sugary. So then have you seen my mommy? C1: Are you lost? Molly: No, but I think my mommy is. C1: Here’s a map. [Gives her book] Molly: This is a Bible. C1: Yes, and it’ll show you the way. Molly: I have one already. C1: Oh. Then give it back. Others might need it. Molly: Ok. C1: Walk in the light. Hope you find her soon. Molly: Tee tee why el. C1: Lawl.